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Doug G
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Moke jokes

Post by Doug G » Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:13

I realise Side Scream is not supposed to be for Mini Mokes but there is nowhere else to put them. :D

1. A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a petrol cap for my Mini Moke."
owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."

2. How do you tell when a badly maintained Mini Moke is warmed up? It's on fire.

3. What do you call a 850cc mini Moke at the top of a very steep hill? A miracle.
3A. What do you call two 850cc mini Mokes at the top of a very steep hill? A mirage.

4. So the guy two ranks above me at work bought a used BMW 3-series. Another guy, about one rank below, bought a newer 3-series.
So I go into my boss, explain the details, and believe it justifies a raise.
"I've worked here twice as long as them, and rank higher. If they're driving BMWs, I should at least be driving a Mini Moke!"
My employment record now says "dismissed for poor judgement."

5. Did you know MINI MOKE is an acronym? Major Investment Not Intended My Only Killer Expense.

6. What do you call a newspaper article about a 2litre Mini Moke driver? An obituary.

OK so they are really really terrible as I set the bar really low. How about posting some better ones. :D :D
Last edited by Doug G on Wed Mar 04, 2015 21:26, edited 5 times in total.
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Re: Moke jokes

Post by Doug G » Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:26

A few more:

Elephants in a Mini Moke

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a Mini Moke?
A. Four. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

Q: How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: Because there's a Mini Moke parked outside it.

Q. How many giraffes will fit in a Mini Moke?
A. None. It's full of elephants.



One day a guy with a Mini Moke had a some engine problems.
He pulled over, popped the hood and had a peek.
Fifteen minutes later, there was steam everywhere and he was sitting on the curb.

Then another guy with a Porsche 911 Turbo pulled up and asked him his problem..
He told him and the guy with the Porsche offered him a tug home. He also told the Mini Moke dude that, "If I go too fast, just honk your horn and flash your lights".

At the first stop light, a Ferrari F50 stops next to the Porsche, now with some ballast.
The F50 guy revs his engine and when the light turns green, the Porsche and Ferrari
TAKE OFF and are doing 340 KM/H.

They pass a speed trap and the officer says into his radio:
"Whoa, you won't believe what I just saw... I'm going to need some backup...
a Ferrari and a Porsche were doing over 340 KM/H, and there was a Mini Moke
behind them honking his horn and flashing his lights, trying to get past."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxbM7-jAD0
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Re: Moke jokes

Post by spider » Wed Mar 04, 2015 20:50

Doug,,,,,, Doug,,,,,,,


OK mate, it's just taken me the past 10 minutes to get up off the floor, the first few were OK, but that last one, was a real corker mate, bloody funny,,,

and just what I needed right now.

Cheers mate :)
Old Mokers never die, they just smell that way.

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Re: Moke jokes

Post by Doug G » Wed Mar 04, 2015 21:29

Please feel free to add some of yours. :D
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